Ingredients:
- 345g (approx. 2 ¾ cups) All-purpose flour
- 300g (1 ½ cups) Granulated sugar
- 15g (2 tbsp) Unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1 tsp Baking soda
- 240ml (1 cup) Buttermilk, room temperature
- 2 Large eggs, room temperature
- 240ml (1 cup) Vegetable oil
- 1 tbsp Red food coloring gel
- 1 tsp Distilled white vinegar
- 115g (1/2 cup) Full-fat cream cheese, softened
- 60g (1/4 cup) Unsalted butter, softened
- 120g (1 cup) Powdered sugar, sifted
- 1 tsp Pure vanilla bean paste
- 450g (16 oz) High-quality white chocolate melting wafers
- 2 tbsp Coconut oil
- 20g Valentine-themed nonpareils or sanding sugar
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to 180°C. Whisk together flour, sugar, cocoa, and baking soda until the powder is a uniform pale brown. Add buttermilk, eggs, oil, food coloring, and vinegar. Mix until smooth, pour into a 9x13 pan, and bake for 30 minutes or until a tester comes out clean and the edges pull away.
- Allow the cake to cool completely. Once cool, tear the cooled cake into chunks and pulse in a food processor until it looks like fine, damp sand.
- In a separate bowl, cream together the softened cream cheese, butter, powdered sugar, and vanilla until silky and pale.
- Incorporate the frosting into the cake crumbs one tablespoon at a time until the mixture reaches a clay-like consistency that holds its shape when squeezed.
- Scoop and roll the mixture into 26 even spheres (about 30g each). Place on a parchment-lined sheet and chill in the refrigerator for 40 minutes to set the structure.
- Melt the white chocolate wafers and coconut oil in a microwave-safe deep bowl in 30-second intervals, stirring until it flows like warm honey.
- Perform the 'Anchor Dip': Dip 1 cm of a cake pop stick into the melted chocolate, then insert it halfway into a chilled cake ball.
- Submerge the entire cake pop into the chocolate until the coating meets the stick, tap off the excess gently, and immediately decorate with sprinkles before the shell sets. Place in a styrofoam block to dry.